Client: “The logo is far too dark. Try brightening it up a bit. What happened to those vibrant colors we picked out earlier.”

Me: “Well, to be fair, you ARE wearing your sunglasses.”

Client: “Hmm, so I am.” (Chuckles, takes his sunglasses off).

Me: “Is that a bit better?”

Client: “Oh, heavens no, this is WAY too bright.”