Croptastrophe
Client: I really like the blue card with the white text. I also liked the little squares you put in the corners on the white card.
I was confused for a second, until I realized he liked the crop marks in the corners of the spec design.
February 07, 2012
Croptastrophe
Client: I really like the blue card with the white text. I also liked the little squares you put in the corners on the white card.
I was confused for a second, until I realized he liked the crop marks in the corners of the spec design.
"We would like you to manage our website. We’ve previously had a dream weaver to do it, but he has started college and is too busy to work on it."
February 06, 2012
Client: Hi, I’m about to get on a plane and won’t be in touch the rest of the day. There’s a new project that I’ve got someone handling, they’ll call later on and let you know what’s needed. They need to check with some guys over the weekend to get all our ducks in a row, but then we should be good to go.
Me: Well, Ok. What’s the deadline on this?
Client: Literally, immediately.
Me: I’m visiting my parents this weekend - I wouldn’t be able to start until Monday.
Client: I find it hard to believe you don’t have some free time before you leave.
Me: Is that you at Gate 48?
Client: …We’ll be in touch on Monday.
Client: Hi, I’m about to get on a plane and won’t be in touch the rest of the day. There’s a new project that I’ve got someone handling, they’ll call later on and let you know what’s needed. They need to check with some guys over the weekend to get all our ducks in a row, but then we should be good to go.
Me: Well, Ok. What’s the deadline on this?
Client: Literally, immediately.
Me: I’m visiting my parents this weekend - I wouldn’t be able to start until Monday.
Client: I find it hard to believe you don’t have some free time before you leave.
Me: Is that you at Gate 48?
Client: …We’ll be in touch on Monday.
"I don’t like Google Blogger logo, can you please change it?"
February 05, 2012
Client: I really don’t like what you’ve done with the copy.
Me: I proof read it and corrected some spelling mistakes.
Client: There was no need to be so bloody thorough.
"Can we have the whole website in Italics? I think it looks fancier."
February 04, 2012
Client: Did you send out the email newsletter?
Me: Did you get it in your inbox?
Client: Yes.
Me: That’s my system for letting you know the newsletter was sent.
February 03, 2012
Me: Do you have specific colours you would like used in the design?
Client: Magenta.
Me: Do you have specific colours you would like us to avoid using in the design?
Client: Bright Pink.
