A client and I were discussing which photos to upload to his website.
Client: I’ll get all the photos to you ASAP so you can edit them as agreed.
Me: Sounds great.
After five hours, I still hadn’t received any photos, so I rang the client.
Me: Hi - have you got those photos?
Client: Sure - I sent them today.
Me: That’s strange, I haven’t received anything.
Client: Come on, the post service doesn’t work that fast; I’d think someone like you would know that
The client had posted me a 2GB USB stick containing the photos