I worked on a poster for a client. He signed off and told me he loves it.
Around 1am, he texts me.
Client: Hey it’s me. I just got word that I can’t use the girl’s image in the poster because we don’t have the copyright. Here is another image. Can you get it to me by 8am?
Me: I don’t think I can get it to you that early. I have work at 8:30am and I just woke up. I have to get ready to go in.
Client: Can you try?
Me: I can try. But because it is such short notice, I am charging for revisions AND a rush job fee.
Client: Wait. Why do I have to pay you again?
A reminder that nothing really changes from the Clients From Hell archives.