Client: The text is not black enough.
Me: It is set as ‘Black’ in the style sheet….
Client: Okay, but can you make it blacker than that black?
Me: Hold on, I’ll try something. Give me an hour.
I went to lunch.
Me: Okay, can you refresh your browser now?
Client: Yes, that's better, thanks.
Engaging in Black-Ops, from the Clients From Hell archives.