Client: Make the logo 80% the width of the page.
Me: Alright, here you go.
Client: Woah, woah - what happened?
Me: What do you mean? I did exactly what you asked. It’s 80% -
Client: When we said 80%, we didn’t mean it literally.
Please find attached tracked changes to news stories. I have not made any significant changes just prominently grammer.
Last request - instead of the boring image of a “hand” when a client clicks on something, please make it a small (but friendly) garden insect - e.g. a butterfly, grasshopper, or hummingbird. Please avoid insects with negative connotations, e.g. a slug, caterpillar, or hawk.Someone who doesn’t know what an insect is.
Client: I need amendments on the website.
Me: Ok. What changes would you like to do?
Client: The size of the header. Can you make it 4 inches tall and 6 inches wide?
Me: I am sorry, a website measurement should be in pixels. If you are measuring it by inches, it may look different in my monitor screen resolution compare to yours.
Client: Can’t you just get a f***king ruler and measure the inches on your monitor? That is what I am doing now! I can do it, why can’t you? And you call yourself a web designer!?