Client: I’ve noticed that the appearances link is misspelled throughout the site - can you fix that?
Me: All done. Anything else I can take care of while I’m here?
Client: Can you change the link name from Appearances to Events?
Client: I don’t know if you’ve been busy with other clients or something, but it’s been weeks and I was wondering if you were ever going to get around to uploading that second video to my site?
Me: Oh yes, that video has been on your site for a while now. A few weeks at least.
Client: Oh, I guess I should’ve checked my site.
Can you send me your tel no as Dan needs to get hold of you now thanks.Sent via text. To my mobile phone number.
A client required a single image for the front page of a new website but was indecisive and asked me to chose one. They couldn’t work out how to send a few it via email, so they offered to post the file onto a DVD disc instead.
Me: I’ve just received your package. I’m a little confused - you’ve sent me 17 DVDs and they all appear to have your PC backups on them.
Client: Oh yes, good to hear they arrived safely! Just choose an image that you think is best for the design.
Me: None of the discs are labelled and they all appear to be complete backups of your computer - some dating back several years. To make things easier, could you let me know in the folder the images are kept?
Client: OK, but you’ve finished the webpage now, so you have time?
Me: Not enough time to go through all of these DVDs. Look, sorry if I wasn’t clear. I don’t know where to look because none of the discs are labelled and they each contain your entire computer backup.
Client: Well I’m not technical but even I can find them if I google them!
I’m a wedding photographer. In my country, there’s special ceremony at midnight and it is very important to clients to have it in photos. This dialog with wedding organiser took place few minutes before that ceremony.
Client: Where do you think we should have this ceremony - outside or inside?
Me: Inside, since there are no lights outside.
Client: Ok, let’s do it your way.
She proceeded to switch off every light. We had the ceremony in an almost pitch-black room.
Client: We have decided we want to call our new website ’_________.com’
Me: Unfortunately, the .com is already registered and in use. However, .net is available. That’s probably the best option unless you choose another name.
Client: Ah. Yeah, I don’t like the .net so much. I think I’ll just stick with the .com
Me: Sorry, I think you must have misunderstood, the .com is already owned by someone else. You need to pick another name.
Client: Thanks for the advice, we’ve decided we don’t like the .net so we’ll just go for the .com as originally planned. If you can register that for us ASAP and let us know once it’s done that’d be great.
You have time to take a walk? Go to restaurant? Party? Shit? If one wishes to make time, they make time. You wished not to. You know this.Client response when I told him I was unavailable for a project.
It is not a misspelling in the copy I sent you, it is just a type-oh.
Someone who doesn’t know how to spell typo.
Or what a typo is.
There are too many colors in this presentation. Men can only understand things when they have less than three colors. Take out some of the color and it will be fine.