Put it on the beamer, I have some slices to show.
A client who wanted to show a slideshow on a projector
In addition to the design work, can we trouble you for a slogan? Something that says quality, time, and thought is put into our product. Whatever really, just throw something our way.
The grey banner is too wide vertically.
Can we make these colors look more vectorized? This shade of blue, in particular, looks too raster.
Me: I finished the design for the booklet’s front and back cover. Is there anything you want me to change?
Client: It needs to be more professional.
Me: What do you mean by that? I need some specifics. Colours, shapes or fonts? What am I changing?
Client: You’re the professional.
Me: Hey, I’m trying to get your logo set up for embroidery, but I am missing some information. The notes say that the emblem should be hunter green and gold, but I need to know what color “gold” you are referring to. We can do a metallic gold thread (which is NOT microwave safe), or we can do a gold-colored thread (which looks gold and is microwave safe, but it is not a metallic thread), or athletic gold thread (which is the golden rod color that sports teams use). Just let us know if you want metallic gold, gold colored, or athletic gold. Thanks!
Client: Gold thread is fine.
I really like the old-school look. Can you make it a little more modern? But keep it old-school. Modern old-school. Mold school.
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Design something cool, you know, with lines and shapes.