Me: I can get a technician to your home tomorrow between 8:00 AM and 10:00 AM. Would that work for you?
Client: Is that the soonest you have?
Me: Yes Ma'am.
Client: You see? That’s the problem with society. There are all of these out of work homeless people begging for money and here we have a company like yours that clearly needs help. Why couldn’t you guys do something about that?
Me: You want us to send homeless people to your house to fix your computer?
Client: Well no, not really but I’m sure you get my point.
Me: No Ma'am, I don’t.