Client: I want my website to be exactly like this person's. Everything they do, I do.
A few months later:
Client: Why did you write this page about this topic?
Me: Because you told us this is what you do.
Client: I don't do that! I said I do what's on that person's website! Don't you ever listen?
Me: (looking at that topic on the website she told us to copy) Yes which is why we included it.
Client: Just do what they do!
Me: Ok, we will write that page then.
Another month later:
Client: Why did you write this I told you not to do this!