Needs more WA-WA-WOOM.
Oh, I haven’t been in touch because I have been on vacation for the past week… You will get paid once I have the money to pay you.
Most of our photos are all white people, but we need to show more diversity, and we don’t have the budget for another photoshoot. But I’m sure you can just change them to various races, I mean, that’s what a graphic designer does, right?
Here, I really like Apple’s logo, so I’ve taken their logo and put our name under it.
I can’t afford to pay you the balance, but would you like my Jack Russell Terrier?
I want a solid background. Something that fades from light to dark or dark to light.
The Brief: A series of 12 covers for children’s puzzle books. To use bright primary colours.
Client: “You seem to have used some colours more than once”.
Me: “Yes, there are only so many colours”
The client: “Well you’re the designer. Can’t you come up with some new ones”.
Your hourly rate is okay, as long as you don’t need more than an hour. And you can show me how you did it so I can do it on my own next time.
Please use different type faces, especially when there is more than one article on a page. It looks better in general if there is a mix of type faces.
I don’t want to use a sandcastle. Everyone knows dogs pee on sandcastles at the beach and I don’t want to convey that with our logo.