Hi. Yeah. We had our site built in India. Right. It is not working now. We are wondering if you could fix it? And would you mind matching their hourly rate?
Oh, actually we already paid a company to design it in Photoshop. We just need you to click a few buttons and put it on the web. We figure it should only take a couple of hours, so we can pay you $10 an hour.
Make sure it’s not too edgy, not too flashy, not too much detail, not classical/traditional, not too complex, exciting, but not all over all over the place, efficient but fun, clean, fresh, modern, up beat, contemporary, high readability, smooth, shapeless, timeless, not outdated, but simple.
Please remove commas and periods thanks
I need 365 all-new, original ‘Far-Side’-esque cartoons for a daily calendar. I can pay $200.
That looks really nice, we love it…could you also ditch the graphics and just put the letters inside an oval? That’d be great
Of course I want it today! If I want it tomorrow, I’ll order it tomorrow!
Client: “We’ve decided we need a warmer blue in our logo.”
Me: “Blue is a cool color.”
Client: “Well, just make it warmer, whatever that takes.”
Me: “It’s impossible. Blue either becomes green or purple.”
Client: “We don’t like either of those options. Just do your best to warm it up without changing it dramatically. You’re the designer. We know you can do it.”
What I want you to do with this issue is go outside the box but stay in the box at the same time.
I asked a client if he had any content to populate the site we were developing.
He replied, “No. It just has to look like a populated website so that it can be perceived as one”