Hang on, if you erase the top of the building in Photoshop, the sky will be behind it, won’t it?
Client, upon looking at photo of a snail: “It doesn’t look slow enough.”
There is too much… white, lets fill it up. I want to make sure I get my money’s worth.
If you use a dark red frame around the website on each webpage, won’t the screen run out of red screen ink?
Well, I was hoping you wouldn’t just be interested in making money. I wanted you to understand how much you could learn from me, and how valuable that would be. That’s why I think $12/hr is a fair rate for you to produce the website. If you can’t work for this rate than you miss out.
Can you turn the ‘r’ backwards, like a kid would spell it?
We can’t have so much red in the logo and packaging, my sister is going through menopause right now.
This flyer has no balls!
Can you just give it a bit more ‘Boom, Boom’?
We are calling to inform you that we have decided to go with the other design firm. The board felt your work and studio were too creatve.