Can I suggest that you give us a glossary of your jargon, so we can all speak the same language? None of us here are developers. eg: Headers, Headlines, Article links, Tabs.
How much would you charge for that? Bare in mind, we’re in a recession.
Can you make the red of that traffic light more red? Google ‘red’ to find different shades.
It’s not that we don’t want to pay you, it’s just that we are doing everything we can from going bankrupt.
Client: "What is LG?“
Me: "LG is a company based in South Korea. They started with electronics and moved to appliances and other areas. They’ve gotten to be a pretty well-respected business.”
Client: “I don’t want any of that Japanese crap.”
Me: "Korean. They’re Korean.“
I don’t want a logo, I just want you to write the name of the product in Arial.
The use of plain white pages in the document is distracting.
I’d rather not sign a support agreement. This is all stuff you should be doing anyway.
“The site can be built with PHP or Web 2.0”
“It’s missing some professionalism. Can you add some?”