Can you scale down the US map showing our locations so doesn’t look like Seattle is so far away from our other offices?
I need you to make it like Myspace but better…
I want the cover to be a black SUV driving through a field of flowers towards a mountain with a fishing pole sticking out the back window… oh and the sky needs to be tie-died.
We were presenting several print concepts to a national milk board, promoting milk as a healthy drink. Obviously a few of our concepts had pictures of cows in them, to which the client said: “NoNoNo, we can’t show cows in our ads. Our customers will find it disgusting when they realize that milk comes from cows.”
I want it that whenever someone visits our website it automatically installs an icon with a picture of a dog on their desktop. The dog should walk around the screen.
Client: I’d like you to produce a poster for us for our marketing campaign for the launch of our new product.
Me: Sure. Could you let me have images of your product, and any copy which you’d like to have on the poster and I’ll get a draft design back to you.
Client: I haven’t got any images and I don’t know what we want to say.
Me: Well, I’d need those in order to start.
Client: You should know what I want! You’re the professional! Why are you asking me to design my own poster? Just come up with something and stop wasting my time, I have far more important things to do being a director.
Upon being linked to a site the Client wanted to be used for inspiration,
Client: “"I really like how there are multiple fonts [There were 10 clashing fonts] and how everything is randomly placed. It moves your eye over the page.”
Client: “I want it to be like Facebook”
Me: “Did you have a budget in mind for this project?”
Client: “I need to get it done for under $500.”
I want a Myspace type site for kids, like ages 1 to 5.
I want you to make it so people have to give us their email before they can look at the site. If they’re gonna look at our stuff, I want to be able to spam them afterwards.