My client was an outdoor events company and upon seeing a competitor using a blue sky in their advertising, emailed me telling me to call this company and let them know that they had to change the colour of the sky in their ads,“because we own copyright of blue skies in this country so no-one else can use them”.
Can you make each page on our website fade in and fade out when you click on a link? You know…like PowerPoint?
Last night I was sleeping and Jesus came to me in my dream and had this image in his hand. He said that he has blessed this image and this image only for the book. If I use any other image I am going against the will of our lord.
Can we change the green of her shoes red to feminize it?
Client: We have to put graphic boards together for the presentation…should we use Times New Roman or Arial?
Client: You see where you have a full stop at the end of the first sentence?
Client: Can you change it to a comma?
Me: Er, well I can, but you should put a full stop at the end of a sentence.
Client: Oh, that grammar stuff is very old fashioned.
You gave us ‘70’s… We wanted millennium
The video looks great! Now upload it to youtube and make it go viral.
I briefed you yesterday, and you guys haven’t still given me the first cut? atleast e-mail me the copy. How much time does it take to write copy? 10 minutes to think + 10 minutes to write + 10 minutes to verify. I am expecting atleast 15-20 copy options for the time you’ve taken.
CLIENT: “We LOVE what you’ve created. The only change we would like to see, is on the second video. Can you remove the music and just make it so we can slide through the photos at our own pace, that way we can talk through them?”
ME: “Yes, that’s possible. It’s called a Power Point.”