A bride called and asked if the artist I work with can do oil paintings at her wedding. He does wedding paintings. She liked the ones on the website. They take 25 hours to do one.
Client: I want a painting of each guest they can take home as a memento.
Me: That's a massive job, and I don't think anyone on earth could do it.
She also complained that $2500 for an 18" x 24" oil painting was too high.