One of my most frustrating clients owns a security company. I was designing ID badges for him, and we were having a back and forth on the final touches.
Client: Looks great, but can we increase the green in the eagle logo by 3%?
Me: But the eagle is gray. All of this is in gray scale.
Client: So? Just increase the amount of green.
Not sure how to respond, I send the same version under a different name.
Client: See what I mean? Much better! Print ‘em!