Client: Good morning!
Me: Uh… good morning? What’s the matter? Why are you calling so early?
Client: Oh, is it early? Sorry, I recently read a self-help book for entrepreneurs and it recommended getting up at 5 to get a start on the day. You can get a lot done when nobody else is up!
Me: Yeah, but I’m not up and you’re calling me.
Client: Well I need your help with something.