I work as a hair stylist, this was a conversation with a client today. He had mentioned previously that his 60th birthday was coming up.
Client: You look like you’re twelve. My nine-year-old granddaughter is your size.
Me: Oh really? I get told I look young a lot.
Client: Are you raising your son alone?
Me: (taken aback) Yes, I am.
Client: Well I would marry you.