I was asked to design an album cover for a client. Attached were two photos – one of the client and one of a pot of crack cocaine being cooked.

Client: Could you just like Photoshop my face at the bottom of the pot or something?

After I did, he sent me a few variations on the picture of crack cocaine. 

Client: Thanks, but it’s not quite right. Can you try it with one of these instead?

Me: Sure. Where are you getting these pictures anyways?

Client: I’d rather not say.