I sent a client their design file. When they tried to print it…
Client: It needs to be on green paper.
Me: So then copy it on to green paper.
Client: I need you to send it to me on green paper.
Me: Okay, I’ll send it via courier ASAP.
Client: Can you just email it to me?
Me: When I email it and you try to print it, it will be on white paper.
Client: It needs to be on green.
Me: Do you have any green paper?
Client: Why does that matter?