I run a small shop online for items that I hand-make. At
least once every single week, I get a message from customers who think that the
US is the only country in the world, even if I clearly state that orders are
being shipped from the UK. It always says something between the lines of:
Client: It’s been five days, where’s my order?
Needless to say I have lost my patience several times now
and “jokingly” ask if I should fling their package across the ocean.