The client, who works in finance, wanted me to market his vacation home on Facebook. From my experience, I knew this wasn’t the only thing he needed to market his home. I proceeded to talk with him about the value of a quality website, updated photos and more.

He barely listened to me.

Client: Yeah, I don’t have time for that. I just need to make some money quick by marketing this vacation home on Facebook. Also, I need you to help me market this diner I just bought. 

Me: Okay…

Client: Oh, by the way, my credit card is maxed out, since I am paying for the food for the restaurant out of pocket. I need to make more money off of my vacation rental and this diner. But don’t worry, I’ll still pay you.

Me: Ok. Well, this is a little concerning. By the way, the website for your restaurant needs a lot of work.

Client: I just had that created! I guess that’s what I get for being so cheap.

Eject! Eject!