Client: “I have the inspiration photos on my phone, I can show you what I’m talking about now.”[Client holds the phone facing me and scrolls through the photos with his finger.]
Client: See, these colors. Here’s another one…[Client scrolls a little too enthusiastically, and lands on a photo of his smiling face next to a giant erect penis.]
Client: “Oh! Ha! Not that one.”
Meeting continues uncomfortably for another 20 minutes.