Client: “Can we advertise on porn sites? Let’s be honest, between you and me, that’s where we’re gonna get the most views.”
Me: “But your product is completely irrelevant to pornography.”
Client: “Not COMPLETELY!”
Me: “Tell me what a company that produces Learn-Basic-Spanish CD’s has to do with porn…”
Client: “Well… Spanish women are a large part of the porn community, right?. And learning languages is a lot like sex. It takes a lot of concentration.”