I work in a small print shop as a graphic designer. Someone comes in with an OLD half-full box of dusty yellowed business cards that were obviously printed many years ago.
Client: I don’t use business cards much, but I changed my phone number recently and want my cards updated.
Me: Well, we can print new ones for–
Client: No, you need to physically remove and replace the phone number on my actual business cards! I don’t want new ones printed because I hardly ever use them, it would be a waste of my money.
Me: That would not be possible.
He gets mad.
Client: You’re a liar! You can use that computer thing and do it for me! Do it for me right now or I won’t leave!
It got ugly, the owner calmed him down and he eventually left, with his box of dirty old business cards in hand.