A racy request

I’m a makeup designer for a local live theatre, I have my services advertised on the internet. A supervisor from some branch business calls us.

Client: Would you do complicated makeup for non-actors? Say, applying full body makeup on office workers?

Me: I suppose you could do that. What kind of makeup would you need to be applied on office workers?

Client: Well we have a problem. Our executive-level manager will be visiting our branch later this month and all our employees are White. It wouldn’t look good if there were no employee diversity at our location. If we hired you could you work your magic on a few of our employees to make them look Black, or Chinese, or some other minority race?

YIKES. What’s the most insane thing a client has asked you?