A client wanted a full-color banner in less than one day.
Client: Use these hi-res photos.
Client: Make sure you keep the file size small without affecting the quality.
Me: Uh… these photos are pretty detailed and hi-res. I’m not sure I can compress these without sacrificing quality.
Client: Yeah, don’t change the quality, but definitely make the file smaller.
Me: *close email window*
Me: *shut down Mac*
Me: *walk into ocean*