Client: Can you do a caricature of one of our editors? We want to use if for the Twitter profile picture.
Me: Sure. Can you send me a couple of pictures of the editor to use as references when you have a moment?
Client: Sorry, we don’t have any. When can you get started?
Me: So you want me to do a caricature of a person when I don’t know what he or she looks like?
Client: Yes. That’s why we’re asking for a caricature and not a portrait.
Client: Can you have it done today?