I was doing a chalk pen-illustration onto a wall for a pub.
Client: Can you put the drinks list on the wall too?
Me: I definitely can, but I should warn you – I have to space everything. If you change the menu it might be hard to incorporate the changes without doing it all over again. I can’t just jiggle it around.
Client: Oh that’s okay, don’t worry about that.
A year later:
Client: We need to add more drinks to the list. Can you jiggle things around?