Me: “Here are the designs, and, with your approval, we’ll code them and put them up in a couple of days.”

Client: “Why aren’t they up now?”

Me: “We require client approval before we put up the final product, in order to make any changes.”

Client: “I wanted it up yesterday.”

Me: “Well, this is the first time that we’ve had a chance to meet in person and go over the designs.”

Client: “But I wanted it put up yesterday.”

Me: “I had emailed these to you for approval, but you never responded.”

Client: “I thought you would just put it up.”

Me: “Not without your approval, sir.”

Client: “Well, put it up.”

A week later.

Client: “You know what, there are a few changes I need you to make… I can’t believe you put that up.”