[From an unsolicited e-mail looking for a free illustrator]
“Take this letter very seriously. Imagine that George Lucas or Todd McFarlain just emailed you and you now have the chance to collaborate with one of the most gifted artists of all time. Seriously . Think about that. You could be responsible for helping to create the next great american novel.”
The enclosed script synopsis was about a proud young Aryan boy in search of a mummy in order to use its ancient magic to restore the “nazies” to their former glory.