Client: “I don’t really like that the website has a top and bottom.”

Me: “Everything has a top and bottom. That’s how it goes.”

Client: “Not true. Circles don’t.”

Me: “So you want a circular website?”

Client: “Yup! Like a conveyer belt, or ooh! a rolodex. Every time you scroll up past the top, you  get to the bottom. Every time you scroll down past the bottom, you get to the top.”

Me: “Then how will we designate the—”
 
Client: “What’s the top and bottom? Good point. If everything is continuous, then there can’t be a top or bottom.”

Me: “I can’t believe I’m having this conversation.”

Client: “So, what we need is a randomizer!”