Owner: “Have you seen this website before? [points to MailChimp.com]”

Me: “Yes, it looks good.”

Owner: “I want to do something just like this but with resumes, make it look exactly like this.”

Me: “You mean the layout, or mascot concept, or what?  Which part is appealing to you?”

Owner: “All of it.  Copy this site EXACTLY.  That shouldn’t take long.  Then, instead of this chimp here with the mailbag…  You can draw, right?”

Me: “Uh. Yes.”

Owner: “Ok, I want a chimp or gorilla or something, but without a hat, and holding a resume.  And keep the mailbag too.”

Me: “You don’t think they’d mind us making a clone of their website?”

Owner: “It’s a compliment.”