Client: “It should be a very stylish site. You know, our director is very stylish and all…”

Me: “Ok. What kind of style?”

Client:” She likes steel colours and black and white. Oh, and we’ll be taking pictures of our employees to put on the web site!”

Me: “You could probably take those pictures in black and white and we’d make the design in the same style?”

Client: “Oh, no! It’s not a gay site!”