Me: I just need a credit card to complete the transaction.
Client: OK my number is **** ****….
Me: What’s the country of the credit card?
Client: The what?
Me: What country is the credit card from?
Client: The what?
Me: What country do you live in?
Client: I don’t understand.
Me: If you were to point on a map, where do you live?
Client: (long pause)… From China
Me: So you live in China?
Client: No, what is where I am from.
Me: Where do you live now?
Client: Canada.
Me: Okay then. The total is $523.25 - can I process the payment?
Client: Oh no! I didn’t want to order anything, I just called for a price.
Me: Wait, we agreed to the product and the price - why did you give me your credit card to charge you?
Client: Because you asked me for it.
Me: In the future, that shouldn’t be your only reason.
