Client: Do you put stuff on the seat of benches?

Me: You mean apply decals to them?

Client: Yeah, you know - print stuff on the seat of the bench.

Me: I would have to check to make sure. What kind of an ad were you looking for?

Client: Well, it’s not an ad, exactly.

Me: What is it?

Client: A picture of my ex-wife’s face.

Me:

Client: So every time I sit down, she can kiss my ass.