A client wanted 5,000 branded condoms to give out during a welcome-back week at the local university. 

Client: I want my logo and website on the condom pack

Me: Why your website? Are you sure the students will be able to read it, let alone be taking note of it while they’re… you know.

Client: Right, don’t put my website on, it’s too big. I always have this problem with condoms!

The client was referring to last year, when he tried to put his 10-digit phone number on the condoms and it didn’t fit.