I met with an elderly client to take PR photos for her company. We met at her house, and she opened the door wearing nothing but a towel. In the middle of awkward chit chat about how often I do photography, she drops the towel and proceeds to get dressed. In leopard-print leggings and a tank top. 

It took her three-and-a-half minutes to get on the leggings. Trust me, I’m sure.