Client: I have to be in the video, but I really don’t want people to see what I look like. Can you just photoshop a tree in front of me?

Me: But then you won’t be visible in the video. 

Client: Exactly. I don’t want to be seen.

Me: Why don’t we just shoot the footage without an actor and dub in a vioceover?

Client: No, you don’t understand. I have to be in the video, I just don’t want people to see me.