Client: I have inserted a photo in the powerpoint presentation that you need to resize for a billboard.
Me: That image is not big enough.
Client: I’m not following?
Me: The image needs to be in a high enough resolution to be printed on such formats.
Client: Well, make the resolution high enough.
Me: I can’t do that, it’s impossible. I’ll need you to send the original.
Client: What am I paying you for, exactly?
Me: My expertise in design and image editing.
Client: Well, this seems pretty basic to me.
Me: Me too.