Client: I have inserted a photo in the powerpoint presentation that you need to resize for a billboard.

Me: That image is not big enough. 

Client: I’m not following?

Me: The image needs to be in a high enough resolution to be printed on such formats. 

Client: Well, make the resolution high enough.

Me: I can’t do that, it’s impossible. I’ll need you to send the original.

Client: What am I paying you for, exactly?

Me: My expertise in design and image editing. 

Client: Well, this seems pretty basic to me. 

Me: Me too.