Client: “Can you photoshop a smile on Greg’s face. That guy is so depressing.”

Me: “Well, I think it looks just fi—”

Client: “We’re a travel agency, we’re supposed to sell good times to people. Greg just looks like he’s selling misery. He looks like Eeyore.”

Me: “I don’t think he looks—”

Client: “Hey Greg! Come in here! Come in here a moment!”

Greg: “What’s up?”

Client: “You’re costing me money. I have to pay this guy to photoshop a smile on your face.”

(Greg laughs awkwardly at this)

Client: “Oh, now he smiles!”