Client: “Could you edit this button on the website.”

Me: “Which one are you talking about?”

Client: “This one.”

Me: “Which one?”

Client: “The one my mouse is pointing at, are you blind!?”

Me: “…We’re having this conversation over the phone. I can’t see your mouse.”

Client: “Well then go onto the site! I’m hovering the mouse right over the button. It’s hard to miss!”

Me: “What!?”