Weird Ol’ Restaurateur

Me: “All seems to be going great on our end. We’ve finished the design; you can view it if you’d like… If you have any further changes or suggestions, just let us know.

Oh, and we’re still going to need the introduction copy for the site, and the remaining dinner menu info. If you require any assistance with the copywriting, we’d be happy to accommodate you!”

Client: “Hello! This is looking amazing! Im really impressed! I think I’ve got everything under control here. I should have the copy soon. can we have this live by Monday?”

Five minutes later, the client sent me a 2nd email:

Client: “Actually I do have one question. What’s the plural for fetus?”