Client: “I don’t like the type.”

Me: “What don’t you like.”

Client: “I don’t like how it goes all to one side.”

Me: “You mean ranged left.”

Client: “Yes, yes, arranged left.”

Me: “How do you want it?”

Client: “To be the same on both sides.”

Me: “Justified?”

Client: “I don’t have to justify anything for you. I own the fucking company.”