I’m a freelance artist that offers hyperrealistic traditional commission paintings, and my pieces usually take several weeks to complete. I received a message from a prospective client just a couple of days before Christmas
Client: Hi! I’m [Name]’s assistant and I’m looking to order a commission for one of their friends as a Christmas gift. What are your turnaround times like?
I had never heard of [Name] so out of curiosity, I did some quick googling to find out they were some Z-list celebrity I’ve never heard of with some very minor roles in a couple of well-known shows and movies.
Me: My work usually takes a few weeks to complete and I’m currently booked up for the next several months. I’m also afraid that the postage deadline for guaranteed Christmas delivery was last week. Let me know if you’d still be interested in booking, and I’m happy to answer any questions you might have!
Client: You’re sure you can’t turn it around by Christmas for [Name]?
Though certainly not my worst prospective client, it always surprises me that some people expect highly detailed work to be completed in a snap of a finger- and of course, wait until the last possible moment to try to order a commission.
Maybe they thought that name-dropping might motivate me to work against the laws of physics.