Client: Your photos are wrong.
Me: How so?
Client: The colours are off. My pictures are better.
Me: Did you use a smartphone by any chance?
Client: Yes! How did you know that?
Me: Send me the pictures
I then use £5K’s worth of computer to crunch 32bit 50Megapixel HDR images taken on £6K’s worth of gear into 8-bit sRGB that resemble smartphone shots.
Client: Great work! I love them!