We recently on-boarded a client who just so happens to be a church. Initial setup went great, payment came quickly. We figured this client was going to be a good one, which is saying a lot, as churches tend to be trouble clients.
Then they sent us a request for quotes on Office licenses as they needed to upgrade from Office 2003. We sent them the quote, and a day later, got this help desk ticket for the firewall we manage for them.
Client: I need to access this site. Please add it to the list to get around the firewall
The site was a directory to keygens and serial number generators. They got a stern email about morality instead.