We like diversity!

I was developing a storyboard with several named characters, representing diverse ages and ethnicities.

Client: We like diversity, but the old people are ugly. Can you replace them with younger people?

Me: OK, here you go.

Client: We like diversity, so no gender-specific pronouns in the descriptions of the characters.

Me: OK, here you go.

Client: We like diversity, but can you change the character’s names so that they are all NORMAL? For example, the Asian guy should be named, say, Tom Smith.

Me: …