My client rang me two weeks after his new website went up shouting at me to refund all of his money. He had paid promptly with no complaints.
Me: I’m sorry you’re not happy with the site. Can I ask why you want a refund?
Client: My friends told me all about things going viral on the Internet. Why didn’t my website go viral? Make it go viral!
I tried to explain it to him but you can imagine how that went…