Client: Hi can you get that site going ASAP? It’s urgent.
Me: I’m just about to finish. Remember, it’s payment upon completion.
Client: Of course. I’ll pay right after it’s done.
I finished the site and pushed it live. Then, weeks later:
Me: I’m still awaiting payment.
Client: I haven’t managed to make it to the bank.
Right, because the only way you can transfer money these days is by going to the bank.